Hello people

Hahaha. 1st time posting on any blog lol, hope it will be a good 1st-time-post? Haha anyway, I am here to tell all of you a few jokes.

1. What do you call a deer with one eye?
-An IDEA!

2. Who would win in a race, superman or batman?
-Superman, coz when batman begins, superman returns!

3. What do you call a bleeding table?
-A periodic table!

4. Why is jay(or any other idol) so cool?
-Coz he got a lot of fans!

5. Why is it that doing this is equivalent to murder?
-Coz i am killing boredom!

Haha not bad eh? Btw thx to those ppl(actually only 1, shawn who contributed to 60% of it? lol) who contributed to this list, although i anticipated it to be at least twice as long? lol.

Still bored after reading all of these AMAZING jokes?!
Check this video out! Especially starring yours truly!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzsUaA_P988
P.S. This is so gonna be embarrassing!